god percy jackson really was the perfect character. remember when he got to camp half blood and he discovered he could order food and just make it blue. i love that bitch idiot so much he just wanted blue food because it reminded him of his mom
god percy jackson really was the perfect character. remember when he got to camp half blood and he discovered he could order food and just make it blue. i love that bitch idiot so much he just wanted blue food because it reminded him of his mom
IGNORE AT UR OWN RISK………… this is the only April fools that matters
I’ve decided I’m done being embarrassed of dumb shit I did 5+ years ago. That’s backstory, now. It’s Lore
Trying to explain a felony charge to a prospective employer
I like Marie Kondo because I’m so used to all the rhetoric around “decluttering” or “tidying up” being about how it’s somehow immoral to own things and that we need to burn our possessions and all live in sterile minimalist Hell in a plain white apartment with a deck chair and one potted plant.
So I like hearing the tidy lady tell me that yes I should live in a hovel with a bunch of linguistics books and dragon statues and here are some ways to keep the hovel clean and orderly while I lurk in it.
It’s so refreshing.
All the other home decor people: “Kitschy nerd shit is a waste of space and you’re gonna get your soul devoured by a chaos dragon or some shit if you don’t get rid of all of it right now.”
Marie Kondo: “See, if you organize the kitchen in this way, you can display these Khorn Berzerker miniatures far more prominently.”
The idea that you should model your life after what brings YOU joy, rather than what society/people think should bring you joy, is an act of rebellion.
they took the children
they took everything
me talking to kids half my age: dude you’re so rad and wise. teach me your ways. we’re bros. i’d let you lead me into battle any day.
me talking to kids one (1) year younger than me: a baby. such a small child. you understand nothing. tiny small young baby child.
me talking to my 60-ish year old cello teacher: yeah my man. i trust you. it’s like we’re twins. you’re so cool.
me talking to my 22 year old brother: you’re so fucking old. old man. a dinosaur. try to keep up old man.
🎵 You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
Car